OMG Big_Bill_Robinson that is AWFUL. Congratulations!
Sorry, those thanking everyone for restraint, but you're just asking for it:
"I've got two Neptunes here," said Harry after a while, frowning down at his piece of parchment, "that can't be right, can it?"
"Aaaaah," said Ron, imitating Professor Trelawney's mystical whisper, "when two Neptunes appear in the sky, it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born, Harry . . ."
Seamus and Dean, who were working nearby, sniggered loudly, though not loudly enough to mask the excited squeals from Lavender Brown - "Oh, Professor, look! I think I've got an unaspected planet! Oooh, which one's that, Professor?"
"It is Uranus, my dear," said Professor Trelawney, peering down at the chart.
"Can I have a look at Uranus, too, Lavender?" said Ron.
Most unfortunately, Professor Trelawney heard him, and it was this, perhaps, which made her give them so much homework at the end of the class.
"A detailed analysis of the way the planetary movements in the coming month will affect you, with reference to your personal chart," she snapped, sounding much more like Professor McGonagall than her airy-fairy self. "I want it ready to hand in next Monday, and no excuses!"
(Sorry, WAY off track there. Should have checked my stars to see how likely I am to get sacked in August.)
Anyone else had a good laugh on
www.brianmay.com the other day when one of the tabloids announced that he had finished his PhD in Astrology?!?
