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Re: Astronomically Awful Jokes!!!!! (clean jokes only please)
« Reply #2370 on: February 02, 2014, 11:07:10 pm »
And last, but not least, Science Cat marathon:  ::)




I like to find asteroids and galaxy mergers- but all galaxies are still fine to me.

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Re: Astronomically Awful Jokes!!!!! (clean jokes only please)
« Reply #2371 on: February 03, 2014, 06:53:37 pm »
Yes, astronomically awful!

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Re: Astronomically Awful Jokes!!!!! (clean jokes only please)
« Reply #2372 on: February 24, 2014, 11:25:52 pm »
Came up with this one earlier today, completely original:

Q: What do you get when you cross a blue giant, red dwarf, and yellow dwarf star?
A: OMG!
Astronomical awful rating: 7 stars/10.
I like to find asteroids and galaxy mergers- but all galaxies are still fine to me.

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Re: Astronomically Awful Jokes!!!!! (clean jokes only please)
« Reply #2373 on: April 08, 2014, 06:55:12 pm »
If you don't know Bigfoot....You don't know 'Squatch
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Re: Astronomically Awful Jokes!!!!! (clean jokes only please)
« Reply #2374 on: May 13, 2014, 02:07:13 pm »
I like to find asteroids and galaxy mergers- but all galaxies are still fine to me.

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Re: Astronomically Awful Jokes!!!!! (clean jokes only please)
« Reply #2375 on: May 13, 2014, 05:22:43 pm »
 :D :D :D

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« Reply #2376 on: May 17, 2014, 05:07:38 pm »
Q: So why do you enjoy living in Switzerland so much?

A: Well, the flag is a big plus.

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Re: Astronomically Awful Jokes!!!!! (clean jokes only please)
« Reply #2377 on: May 17, 2014, 05:11:59 pm »
Q: So why do you enjoy living in Switzerland so much?

A: Well, the flag is a big plus.

 ;D ;D ;D Be positive !!!  ::)

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Re: Astronomically Awful Jokes!!!!! (clean jokes only please)
« Reply #2378 on: July 05, 2014, 12:36:58 pm »
Sandi Toksvig on the abuse of antibiotics:

'You shouldn't give antibiotics to a pony just because he's a little hoarse.'