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Re: The Poem
« Reply #1995 on: June 03, 2014, 11:19:58 am »
I often just wait and watch,
but occasionally I post here.

Your rhyming skill is weak, I fear,
Nor does your metre cut the mustard ;D

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« Reply #1996 on: June 04, 2014, 10:52:51 pm »
Do not mistake that for some custard
As my brother did when very young  :o

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« Reply #1997 on: June 05, 2014, 09:29:25 am »
I can imagine how it stung :o
Poor chap, he will have learnt a lesson

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« Reply #1998 on: June 05, 2014, 10:48:01 pm »
And yet his palate, it did freshen
He's very fond of mustard now

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« Reply #1999 on: June 06, 2014, 03:09:17 pm »
Your know, I've often wondered how
It is that expats dream of marmite

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« Reply #2000 on: June 07, 2014, 10:36:20 am »
To some perhaps it may seem trite ...
You either love or hate that vitamin B  ;D

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« Reply #2001 on: June 07, 2014, 05:04:55 pm »
I hate cold-callers >:(. Long to kick 'em in the
Astor bar – d'you remember Mimsy Starr?


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« Reply #2002 on: June 08, 2014, 06:51:06 pm »
I'm afraid I don't go back quite that far !
Though believe you're only as old as you feel  :)

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« Reply #2003 on: June 09, 2014, 03:55:08 pm »
I often have a ready meal –
It saves an awful lot of trouble :D

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« Reply #2004 on: June 09, 2014, 11:14:42 pm »
Ready to eat on the double
I had one tonight - risotto  ;D

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« Reply #2005 on: June 09, 2014, 11:26:23 pm »
But if I won top prize at Lotto
I'd hire myself a private chef

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« Reply #2006 on: July 05, 2014, 10:20:10 pm »
With a top of the range oven from Neff
And host a glamourous dinner party

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Re: The Poem
« Reply #2007 on: July 06, 2014, 12:23:55 pm »
My appetite is always hearty
Whether for savouries or sweets