Author Topic: Cats and Dogs (not forgetting other creatures and things animate or inanimate)  (Read 52929 times)

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An extremely silly e-mail conversation about a missing cat and someone who absolutely refused to do a proper poster . . . http://www.wtry.com/pages/missingmissy.html
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An extremely silly e-mail conversation about a missing cat and someone who absolutely refused to do a proper poster . . . http://www.wtry.com/pages/missingmissy.html


ROFL!
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An extremely silly e-mail conversation about a missing cat and someone who absolutely refused to do a proper poster . . . http://www.wtry.com/pages/missingmissy.html


;D;D;D thanks for posting this :D
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Another batch of ducklings in my pond - there are actually seven ducklings, one of them is a laggard!


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Here ya go, Tsering!  This is our common wild rabbit in the Southeastern U.S.  This is an Eastern Cottontail Rabbit.  I took this picture last week behind my drugstore, about 2 miles from my house.  They are solitary animals that RARELY group together, but tend to live as individuals.

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Meet Eric our brand new Border Terrier puppy!! He's 9 weeks old and we picked him up last Thursday after years of planning to have a dog and checking out breeders etc (we like planning!! ;D ) Holly our cat and Eric tolerate each other fairly well so far. Holly is the boss and a hiss or an evil stare is enough to send him running for cover.
He's hillarious!


Do you irregulars too?

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Here ya go, Tsering!  This is our common wild rabbit in the Southeastern U.S.  This is an Eastern Cottontail Rabbit.  I took this picture last week behind my drugstore, about 2 miles from my house.  They are solitary animals that RARELY group together, but tend to live as individuals.




Thanks Thornius  :-* - I missed this when you posted it for some reason! Gorgeous photo  ;D
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Meet Eric our brand new Border Terrier puppy!! He's 9 weeks old and we picked him up last Thursday after years of planning to have a dog and checking out breeders etc (we like planning!! ;D ) Holly our cat and Eric tolerate each other fairly well so far. Holly is the boss and a hiss or an evil stare is enough to send him running for cover.
He's hillarious!



What a cutie! They're great wee dogs  ;D
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Before the RAS picnic in Greenwich, Hanny and myself wandered around Mudchute Farm on the Isle of Dogs and I took some pictures:


Mudchute Farm
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Before the RAS picnic in Greenwich, Hanny and myself wandered around Mudchute Farm on the Isle of Dogs and I took some pictures:


Mudchute Farm

 :D :D What great pictures Geoff.
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Instructions on giving your cat a pill.


Pick up cat, and cradle as if holding a baby. Position forefinger and thumb on either side of cat’s mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks. As cat opens mouth, pop pill in. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow. Retrieve pill from floor, and cat from behind sofa. Repeat process.
   Retrieve cat from bedroom, throw soggy pill away, take new pill from foil wrap. Cradle cat in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten.
   Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call spouse from garden. Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws. Get spouse to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat’s throat vigorously.
   Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to repair curtains. Sweep shattered glassware from floor. Wrap cat in large towel, with head just visible. Get spouse to hold cat and towel firmly under armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force mouth open with pencil, and blow down drinking straw.
   Check to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink glass of water to take taste away. Apply bandage to spouse’s forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap.
   Retrieve cat from neighbour’s shed. Get another pill. Place cat in cupboard and close door gently but firmly with head showing. Force mouth open with dessertspoon, flick pill down throat with elastic band.
   Put door back on hinges. Ring fire brigade and retrieve cat from tree across the road. Take last pill from foil wrap. Tie cat’s front and rear paws with garden twine, and tie both to leg of dining table. Find heavy-duty pruning gloves in shed, open cat’s mouth with small spanner. Push pill into mouth followed by piece of fillet steak and half a pint of water.
   Get spouse to drive you to casualty. Sit quietly whilst doctor stitches fingers and forearm, and removes pill remnants from right eye. Call at furniture shop on the way home to order new table.
   Go to vet, who puts cat on his table. Cat lies there while vet pops open mouth and drops in pill. Cat swallows pill. Vet says: ‘See how easy it is?’


Tsering, you may be pleased to know that this went into our charity's newsletter that we started printing today (in-house for hte first time!). My boss Nikki said she cried with laughter when she read it :D ;D
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That's halarious....   trade cat in for dog.  wrap pill in a piece of cheese and it's gone along with the tip of your finger.......  well not really, but they will eat almost anything.  ;D ;D ;D :D  ha ha ha
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I get my dogs to take their pills by putting them in a small, bite-sized ball of hamburger meat (mince?).  The ball of meat (along with the pill) goes right down without any problem!
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Two friends I met last Sunday on the beach in Normandy :D

Baby star opening its eyes on the Universe.